What code monkey's do when you are not watching
Ewwwwwww.....
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I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
Another day, another buck 75...
Is it five o'clock yet?
The world was not made for me...
You know my butt just ain't that big!
What code monkeys do best
Endlessly suffer through painfully long periods of
holding while Microsoft tech support consults their irrelevant scripts,
only to find yet again that they have no working solution to their
crappy software issues.
Monkey High
I swear, it's for medicinal purposes only!
Chillin'
I think I need more bass...
Apples
Dude, I can't help it - I get hungry here at night!
Keyboards
I swear, I won't pee on the keyboard again!
Curious George
So just how curious are you, George?
The lotion
Remember to keep your monkey supple and irritation free.
Wanna dance?
You wanna dance, cube-boy?
Balloons
I've had enough - I am outta here, suckas!